Do away with The Stand. We’ve all read it and seen the TV movie. I am Legend, as well. They’re not welcome here. Anything with zombies spelling the end of mankind? Kindly leave the building in an orderly fashion, taking any severed limbs with you.

It’s all the Mayan’s fault. They ran out of days (or couldn’t be bothered to count any further) and created a panic that affects every man, woman and child on the planet.

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